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me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier
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“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.
then why the fuck did she ask
hmmmmmm…..
Sis lives for drama… fuckin virgo
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kendallroy-deactivated20210425:
what the suez canal actually needs are 3-5 of those retired italian men to stand on the side of the canal and offer suggestions. i bet that’d get it unstuck
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